"Well who are you? I really wanna know."
"Happy birthday to me. We are all dying. I'm dying."
"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
“It is the first day of November and so, today, someone will die.”
"How many Taylors does it take to take a photo?"
"Gacy, this is one of the many things I relate to you on. Not the rape and murder thing, just being fat and having people call you a clown."
"Do ghosts believe in humans?" "I don't even believe in humans."
"Want to go to West Virginia and risk life and limb with me?"
"Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?" "Uh … if there's a steady paycheck in it? I'll believe anything you say."
"I'm one who seriously hates human life and would kill again"