"Crippling anxiety is my cardio."
"Happy birthday to me. We are all dying. I'm dying."
"Do ghosts believe in humans?" "I don't even believe in humans."
"It's just a bunch of Hocus Pocus!"
"Cindy! The TV's leaking!"
"Halloween is the day that parents encourage little boys to dress like little girls and little girls to dress like whores."
"What, do you want my Social Security Number, too?"
"You're really gonna steal that show, too?"