A Letter To My Sister

As you all know, Rachel turns 21 today.

She’s old af I know.

But since she wrote a birthday post for me, I figured I should probably do the same for her.

So, you’re 21 today, first of all, you’re an old head, but you can drink now.


Obviously I don’t remember you being born, since I wasn’t born yet. And I have no clue what my first memory of you is, I literally don’t remember anything before about 8 years old.

You’re the best oldest sister I’ve ever had (lmao, get it? Because you’re my only oldest sister). But seriously you’re a pretty okay sister, most of the time.

I mean, you buy me food, like all the time.

Okay, but seriously. You’re doing pretty good with life I guess. I mean you’ve made it to 21, so that’s a good sign yeah? You’ve graduated from (sort of) college, had a real job for a while, and now you’re doing something you’re pretty good at I guess.

You’re always bugging me to organize my room and throw away stuff I don’t need, and now you’re getting paid to do that? Seems pretty lit to me.

So, I was looking for some pictures to put in here, and I was on your Instagram (@rachel.wtf1) and I found the best picture ever.

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Bruh this is funny idc who you are. I mean, look at you slay that St. Francis uniform. You all look so uncomfortable and annoyed af. You look like you’re gonna kill whoever is taking the picture and also you look like you’re about to throw up a gang sign.

Okay, so now that I’ve made fun of you a bit, it’s time to move onto the cute stuff.



The first picture describes how I feel about you. And the second one is how everybody thinks we feel about each other.

The fact that you graduated from a school you loved going to, after an a-hole messed you up last year, shows how smart you are. I mean you graduated with all A’s, come on. You’re probably the smartest Taylor child and that’s quite an achievement.

I look just like you so obviously I have to say you’re gorgeous. We make the same jokes so I guess you have to be funny, since I am hilarious. We are the same person, so you’re pretty great.

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Again, I was looking through your Instagram and found this picture, which I love. I love how I’m the only one who looks actually happy, Dad looks a mixture of confused, concerned, and annoyed. And you are Swaggie Maggie (Okay, I hate myself) with your sort of duck face going on.

I would like to point out though how amazing my eyebrows look.

Okay back on topic. You’re a really good photographer, like even with just your iPhone 6. I mean, just look at some of these pictures you took:

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You have a gift and you should open your own photography business. (Pictures of me from my Instagram @jemma.rose13 everybody should follow me)

Alright, that’s all I have to say about you, so yeah.

Happy Birthday Rachel, I hope you get lit af tonight. Go to Los Mariachis and have some tequila.

Much Love



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