"How many Taylors does it take to take a photo?"
"Gacy, this is one of the many things I relate to you on. Not the rape and murder thing, just being fat and having people call you a clown."
"Do ghosts believe in humans?" "I don't even believe in humans."
"Want to go to West Virginia and risk life and limb with me?"
"Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?" "Uh … if there's a steady paycheck in it? I'll believe anything you say."
"I'm one who seriously hates human life and would kill again"
"It's just a bunch of Hocus Pocus!"
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey...stuff."
"I wonder what you'd get if you cracked my head open? Oh I know the answer to that, ranch."
"Cindy! The TV's leaking!"