"My mother left before I was born."
"Drew, are you scared?" "I'm shook."
Just a quick update to let you all know I’m working on your letters! 🙂 To avoid spamming everyone every day, I will be posting letters on Tuesdays around 10 am (EST). (Tuesdays are the most boring days, so I’m hoping to brighten them for you all. <3) This will be the first time I implement a weekly post schedule, but I’m excited! Please note that sign-ups/requests are now closed! (But I may do something similar for the holiday season, so stay tuned! 🎁)
First up: Rachel! Rachel, thank you for being the first to request a letter from me! It means you’re the first to be subjected to my inconsistent handwriting…
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"You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake! It's just a fact of life."
"What, do you want my Social Security Number, too?"
"You have a marvelous day."
"Hey, did anyone ever think that Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, she was just cold?"
"What are you lookin' at?"
"I eat losers for breakfast."