"If you had the chance to change your fate...wouldya?"
"That's the thing about pain; it demands to be felt."
"Can you help me find my dad?" "Son?" "No." "Oh."
"Well who are you? I really wanna know."
"Happy birthday to me. We are all dying. I'm dying."
"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
“It is the first day of November and so, today, someone will die.”
"How many Taylors does it take to take a photo?"
"Gacy, this is one of the many things I relate to you on. Not the rape and murder thing, just being fat and having people call you a clown."
"Do ghosts believe in humans?" "I don't even believe in humans."